An objective/angry review of the Bahamas Telecommunications Company
January 31, 2011Please note: This is a long review but I feel necessarily so. Many of the problems we face in this country are more like a thousand grains of sand than a solid wall. The devil is in the details.
I did not start out angry at the Bahamas Telecommunications Company. I did not love it but I was trying. It had some things going for it.
It had a customer service number that was easy to remember and free to call from your cell phone: CALL-BTC (225-5282). What a convenience! I could call when I was on the move and ask about a bill or even add options to my account.
I committed to a post paid account and am still the only person I know that was willing to try the unlimited data plan. For a year I paid $25 every month so that I was online all the time.
So why the frustration?
I think the best way to explain the BTC experience is to tell you a specific story, my story. It is a personal example and has its limitations. Still, I feel it is a fair representation. And if you disagree go ahead and leave a comment below. But, onto the story. . .
I recently needed to go into the BTC office - the agent at the previously mentioned CALL-BTC number had told me that I would have to go in to solve my problems. My problems were a question about my bill and the desire to downgrade my mobile phone service. I was disappointed that I had to go in because I felt the issues were simple enough. Worse, the woman on the phone seemed annoyed and in a rush in that way that government workers (and many from the private sector) often do.
But in I went. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the customer service desk had been improved. A line was in place to keep things orderly and to prevent pushy people from crowding the counter. Better yet, it was moving quickly. I was only waiting a few minutes before I stated my concern, was told to have a seat and my name was called to meet with an agent.
So when I sat down with Ms. H I was feeling pretty good. Sadly that feeling evaporated when Ms. H’s attention remained fixed on her computer screen with barely a greeting, if any. Eventually she managed a strained, “May I help you with something?”.
I explained my problems with some difficulty, since every time I began to speak I was interrupted as Ms. H assumed she knew what I was going to say and ran over my point with some irrelevant something or other. Eventually though, I was able to state my questions.
Q: Why were there charges on my bill that were then credited immediately after with no explanation? Example: A charge for $11.29 followed by a credit of $11.29?
A: I was credited for payments I made in the previous month. This was not entirely shocking since in the previous month I had been credited $5,817.24 out of a $5,999.57 charge, a mistaken overcharge by the company.
The $5,000 bill charge was disturbing on it's own. What happened? How do I know I’ve been charged correctly now? It’s a mess that, as usual, we the consumers are being punished for. I would in fact like to recommend a new national public works motto: “We make mistakes, you pay for them.”
Q: Why was I put on the $59.99 plan when I had requested the 29.99 plan?
A: This was –surprise- my fault. But first, some background.
I thought I would be clever and change my account over the phone. I was elated when I upgraded my service in a short conversation. Surely this proved BTC was evolving. Never mind that the call had been a little difficult. This was 2010 and I could make changes to my account with my cell phone via bluetooth, Hello future!
How fleeting was that joyful moment. Sadly, I was upgraded to the $59.99 per month package, more than three times the value of my previous package, one I had just barely outgrown. Of course I did not find this out until I got my bill in January and saw a surprising $59.99 charge next to the description ‘New VenusPac Monthly Rental’.
Okay I thought, not great but not terrible. Maybe they will remove the charge since it was only one month and, looking at my billing history, it should be obvious from my call volume that I was upgrading to the $29.99 package. I hadn't used anywhere near the minutes of this massive VenusPac. Try not to laugh at my optimism. I did not have high hopes but I thought at worst I’d have to pay $60 for one month.
Ha! Of course it’s not that simple. There is a penalty for downgrading. Yes, that’s right, A PENALTY FOR DOWNGRADING. How much you ask? $5, $10, $20? No, no noooooo. The price for getting a smaller package is 50% of the plan you are downgrading from plus the cost of the package you are downgrading to. For me, that added up to a $60 charge. Simple, no? It's sounds like the terms of a Mafia loan.
I was not told of a penalty for downgrading when I decided to upgrade. But then this did not seem to be common knowledge. Ms. H, who told me there was a penalty, also told me it was no more than $10, so I’m not surprised that they left out the specifics when I changed packages.
So, there I was. I was a bit annoyed that I would have to pay a fee for downgrading my service, annoyed that I was not told there would be a fee but annoyed most of all because I knew I had not requested a $60 package.
I told Ms. H my concerns. This was met with more interruptions , mainly consisting of “Did I get the name of the person I spoke with” and an admonishment that I “Should have asked the agent to fax me a copy of the changes”.
The second one was especially frustrating. I was expected to know that I should request a fax from a BTC agent. That’s forgetting the fact that I don’t have a fax line. Is that the norm now?
Eventually I managed to get Ms. H to admit that BTC was at least partially responsible for keeping a record of the upgrade. In fact, she said, they could easily check to see which agent had made the transaction but then it would then be a matter of my word against theirs. So then I asked why did she think I should have gotten the agent’s name? She then switched back to the “you should have requested a fax” answer.
I pointed out that I check my bills online and that it did not seem like a complicated matter to post a notification there of what changes were made to the account. It was about then that she suggested I speak with Ms. W. who is a manager. After more than an hour with BTC and a full bladder I was skeptical but determined.
After some back and forth I was shown into Manager W’s office. Again I was presented with a busy face staring at a computer screen and barely a mumble of acknowledgment.
Now, I had the impression that Manager W had shown an interest in hearing my point of view. I thought of myself as an objective, helpful customer who could selflessly explain why I thought it was unfair to punish people for downgrading and why I thought BTC was sending the wrong message. Charge me, I thought, but change the policy so that others may not suffer. Selfless, right?
But sitting there as Manager W stared into her computer screen with a stern look on her face I realized that I had little hope of doing much more than finding out how much the penalty was, if that. I had thought of explaining my position as News Editor at Bahamas Local and telling her I was interested in sharing important information with my readers. But as the uncomfortable silence grew between us I decided it would be more revealing to see what kind of treatment a regular BTC customer could expect.
Eventually Manager W asked me what she could do for me and I explained that I felt I was incorrectly upgraded. I told her that I had some concerns and had been told by Ms H that I should pass them along to her. Without a word her attention returned to the computer. The silence was frequently broken by loud, shrill rings from a phone on her desk that remained unanswered for several painful rings at a time.
Between what she said during one of the phone conversations and the fact that she told me she was writing an email to the relevant department I got the impression that she was doing something about my problem. Eventually she asked me for my number and told me that I would get a call. I asked her if that was it and left.
That was about 1:30 pm on Friday. I have not yet gotten a call and don’t really expect to. More than an hour of suffering with so few results. Maybe something will happen today.
I was left with what I think is a very common feeling here in The Bahamas. It happens in the private sector but government offices have refined the process with uncharacteristic efficiency.
It is a feeling of smallness ,hopelessness. Several times during my conversation with Ms H she made it clear that I should have done things differently. I should have gotten the agent’s name. I should have requested a faxed copy of my upgrade even though I was not offered this option, had no idea there was anything faxable and had no reason to think that a BTC phone agent would be able to fax me anything. Still, whatever happened, it was clearly my fault.
There is the feeling that every single point, every tiny detail will be a battle. A battle you will nearly always lose.
And this, as has been stated during talk of the C&W purchase, is why nobody cares who buys BTC, even though we should. Nobody thinks it can get any worse. Nobody thinks that BTC has their best interest at heart. Many of us think BTC is, at best, lazy and ineffective and, at worst, an evil monopoly that is robbing us blind.
Which brings me to some other general issues. The reason I cancelled my unlimited data plan is because it was, in practice, very limited. For those of you that remember dial-up internet connections, think of the slowest connection you have ever had. Now imagine watching that in slow motion. The data downloaded over BTC’s unlimited data plan was much, much slower than that. Why is that?
Why are we still using EDGE technology when other nations have moved to 3g and 4g? How dare BTC use commercial time on Cable Bahamas to say that they have always used the latest technology? When did that happen? Maybe I didn’t get the call because it was a Friday and every Friday cell phone service goes wacky with what I assume is overload.
Does BTC think we have forgotten the back-and-forth doubletalk that happened as mobile phone service switched to GSM? Or maybe the time that phone service went out for a weekend? Or when they accidentally charged customers $5,000? There are so few examples.
I have been on BTC’s side many times. I have told many people to use the CALL-BTC number. It’s easy and free I said. Show some support I said. There were a few times I was really grateful for my unlimited data plan. There was no other service around and it was great having BTC, even if the connection was really slow. Alas, I cannot justify paying $25 a month for service that is too slow to browse the web on.
Most of all though, HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY CHARGING PEOPLE TO DOWNGRADE?!@$? Are you serious? At a time when BTC should be encouraging customers to shop around, to experiment, they have chosen to punish us for trying to spend less? UNACCEPTABLE.
We need to demand more from the entities that bear our country's name. They reflect on us all.
Communication is changing the world and the world is returning the favour. And amid this change we limp along with yesterday's new thing as our Caribbean brothers and sisters breeze past, lapping us, perhaps for the second time.
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Yes, I watch What Not To Wear. And I like it.
I'm actually a reality show junkie. I like Chopped, Swamp Loggers, American Chopper, Auction Kings. . .
It's not that I don't enjoy fiction, it's just that I love the emotion that is part of many reality television shows.
Yes I'm sure there are many staged elements. But, being a photographer, I can think of many times where staging things was necessary to reveal the truth. Sometimes something true appears for a only a moment, while the fake stuff that seems real all the rest of the time is actually crap.
So, onto What Not To Wear . . .
I watched What Not To Wear one day when I needed some company from the TV and nothing else was on. I figured at the worst I would learn something about fashion and women (the usual targets) both of which are useful when you take photos for a living.
I was drawn in by the personalities of Stacy London and Clinton Kelly. They are caring critics, tough when they have to be but always ready to soften their words and attitudes to protect the feelings of their current student. Before you second-guess their approach try being totally honest with your friends for a day; hard work if you ask me.
What I love the most though is the transformation. It's easy to describe clothes as superficial, I have done so for much of my life. Don't judge books by covers and all that.
However, while we should always seek to examine the whole banana instead of just the peel, our clothes say things about us. When done correctly, they show the world that we are in control, that we know ourselves well enough to use our strengths well and minimize our weaknesses. When they are not done well, our outfits portray us as uncaring, ignorant or unhealthy. That's not yummy.
Enter What Not To Wear.
For me, the process is always the same and always different. The person (chosen by family and sometimes peers) is shocked that they have been selected. As they watch video footage of themselves, throw away their old clothes and gaze into the unforgiving reflections of the 360° mirrors they rationalize, argue and are generally negative.
Their lowest point seems to come when they have to go shopping on their own. Despite having $5,000 to spend in New York City, this is often when self-esteem and any excitement they had about the experience disappears, replaced by doubt, frustration and hatred for Stacy and Clinton.
Thankfully this is followed by a second day of shopping, this time with Stacy and Clinton along to help. Sometimes this is harder than others but at the end of the day the fashion-deficient protegé has learned a lot about their body and how to put stuff on it.
Once that's over - almost as a reward - off the rookie dresser goes for hair and then make-up. This is where What Not To Wear really shines for me. These folks did not skimp on the talent. Hairstylist Ted Gibson never fails to impress me. His calm, soothing voice is sincere and encouraging as he deftly deflects his client's self-depreciating comments. This is doubly amazing to me because this man cuts off people's hair with confidence and excitement. If you have ever been with a woman in the hours after a dramatic haircut then you should understand the pressure this man takes on.
For me, the most telling thing is how much the people touch their hair when he's done. Awesome!
Makeup artist Carmindy is excellent as well, offering advice on easy makeup techniques to people who have sometimes never worn any. Of course she also shows them how much difference it can make with an example. I love that she keeps it simple and explains what she is doing. It's about revealing beauty, not faking it and that's frigging awesome.
Those chosen for a makeover often end up crying as they face truths they have hidden from themselves, sometimes for years. This is the part that's different every time. Seeing people go from insecure, afraid and self-hating to sexy, confident and objective is cathartic (Look it up, it's worth it). The truth is uncomfortable to watch but I see some of myself in everyone on the show. Everyone is different and that's cool.
Before I watched the show I assumed it was all about looks. Now that I'm a fan I would say the opposite. For me it's about figuring out who you are both in personality and body shape. It's about facing how you really look and being happy with it.
Another thing I enjoy about reality shows, What Not To Wear included, is that they are not afraid of regular-looking people. So many shows count on conventionally pretty faces, large breasts and six-pack abs. What Not To Wear has the balls to celebrate a much wider range of people; gay, overweight, short, tall, awkward et cetera. Often the most interesting people are not the prettiest. Sometimes they are.
Best of all, the transformation is not about making normal people movie stars, it's about making normal people find their own, natural beauty, which lasts much longer and is much healthier.
Oh, and I actually do learn about fashion. This is one of those subjects that everyone thinks they know about but few people seem to actually understand. I'm glad I recently learned about a concept known as the Law of Triviality. Thank you C. Northcote Parkinson and Tim Ferriss. If you don't feel like clicking it boils down to "everyone thinks they can do something because they are familiar with it even though they have never studied it or experimented with it".
So that's it. I like What's Not To Wear and maybe now you will give it a chance if you haven't already.


